Observations, no matter how nicely stated, still come across as criticism.
You leave the house and you just know it is going to be a rough day.
It just might actually kill you to smile.
You feel like a freak for no discernible reason at all.
White noise is actually really loud.
Nothing is better than a warm chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk.
You wonder just what on earth you have gotten yourself into.
Sometimes, all these things are true.